“A good marriage is where both people feel like they're getting the better end of the deal.”
“It is better to be unhappy in love than unhappy in marriage, but some people manage to be both.”
“Marriage is just an elaborate game that allows two selfish people to periodically feel that they're not.”
“...my novels are like life - I never know where they're going until I get to the end...”
“Sex without love is like a goddamn business transaction. And sometimes both parties feel as if they got a good deal, but that doesn't make it any less so.”
“I wonder where love really is. Good feelings. Happiness. They're someplace, I know. I feel that. But without Father and Mother, how do I get there?”