“Anne Lamott’s priest friend Tom, how to get through:"Left foot, right foot, left foot, breathe," he said. "Right foot, left foot, right foot, breathe." Salon April 25, 2003”

“Human beings were given a left foot and a right foot to make a mistake first to the left, then to the right, left again and repeat.”

“Today, neither Left nor Right can find their footing.”

“May your course not run from one end to the other; for such a course does not exist; but may every step you take mark a redressed projection.With your left foot you shall wipe out the footprint of your right foot.”

“Take your foot out of the graveyard, they are busy being dead.”

“I was shy,” said six-foot-one of bashful male. He grunted as a sharp, feminine elbow thudded inconspicuously into his side.”

“Let's see if your right foot is as fearless as your mouth.”