“If your wife locks you out of the house, you don't have a problem with your door.”
“Never to lie is to have no lock on your door, you are never wholly alone.”
“I have good news and I have bad news. The good news is that your house hasn't burned down, you don't have cancer, and your daughter hasn't been raped or murdered. The bad news is that I ran over your dog. And your son. And his wife. But not before I ran out of gas to achieve all of that.”
“If you break your neck, if you have nothing to eat, if your house is on fire, then you got a problem. Everything else is inconvenience.”
“If getting is the key to your happiness your key will open few doors. If giving is the key to your happiness you will find few doors locked.”
“When you feel every door has slammed shut in your face and locked you out...find that open window and crawl through it.”