“Rule 1: When all else fails, follow instructions. And Rule 2: Don't be an asshole.”
“Rule #1: Don't sweat the small stuff. Rule #2: It's all small stuff.”
“Rule No. 1 is, don't sweat the small stuff. Rule No. 2 is, it's all small stuff.”
“Rule No. 1 : Never lose money. Rule No. 2 : Never forget Rule No. 1.”
“Crying is almost totally avoidable if you follow two simple rules: 1. Don't care too much. 2. Shut up.”
“There are 2 rules in life:Number 1- Never quitNumber2- Never forget rule number 1.”