“Trying to reason with an addict was like trying to blow out a lightbulb.”
“ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?! You tried to blow up your guardian angel?!""It seemed like a good idea at the time...”
“Hell if I know. That's for smart people like you to figure out. I'm just trying to get college guys to speed up their blow jobs.”
“I tried being reasonable, but I didn't like it.”
“Shine with all you have. When someone tries to blow you out, just take their oxygen and burn brighter.”
“I'm trying to make some sense out of the phrase "Everything happens for a reason," and I think I've figured out what the reason is - to pissed me off.”