“Writing like this is a little like milking a cow: the milk is so rich and delicious, and the cow is so glad you did it.”
“Little Richard was drenched in milk, and the cow was none too happy. But the iron brig door hung open. "Good job," said Slank. "Next time, you milk the cow," said Little Richard.”
“When the cow jerks away, it’ll yank the door open.”“But what’s going to make the cow jerk away?” asked Little Richard.“You’re going to milk it,” said Slank.“But I don’t know how to milk a cow!” said Little Richard.“Exactly.”
“If you can't lay an egg or milk a cow”
“The human body has no more need for cows' milk than it does for dogs' milk, horses' milk, or giraffes' milk.”
“You can sit on a brick, and milk a cow with a blanket.”