“Everything today has been heavy and brown. Bring me a Unicorn to ride about the town.”
“I want to write a story about an asexual unicycle who refuses to let a unicorn ride it.”
“Instead of a motorcycle, why not ride a custom-engineered unicorn? The unicorn could be genetically grown like corn.”
“There is something about riding a unicorn, for those people who still can, which is unlike any other experience: exhilarating, and intoxicating, and fine.”
“It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.”
“I’d rather ride a unicorn than a unicycle. But my enemies, they could all ride a unicycle with a horn instead of a seat.”