“Gregory: Go to hell.Dane: I'd be glad to leave you in it.”
“Miss, I'd gladly pay you to remove your clothes.”
“Gregory: Well, Dane, you could share your impression with my alma mater instead.Dane: It's a challenge.Gregory: Glad to hear that hasn't changed. And which part do you find the most challenging?Dane: Living up to your reputation.”
“If trees had love, instead of leaves, I’d gladly rake you into a pile on my lawn and fall into you.”
“I'd decided to write him and tell him to leave me alone. Please, in a nice way, go away, I really can't deal with you.”
“I'd like to be the sort of friend that you have been to me. I'd like to be the help that you've been always glad to be; I'd like to mean as much to you each minute of the day, as you have meant, old friend of mine, to me along the way.”