“Ah, come now. I look like an angel, but I'm not. The old rules of nature encompass many creatures like me. We're beautiful like the diamond-backed snake, or the striped tiger, yet we're merciless killers”
“...don't act like I didn't for you.I did. Hard. And for a long time.So please, forgive me if now that we're over, I'm exhausted.”
“Remember how, back in 1990, if you used a cellphone in public you looked like a total asshole? We're all assholes now.”
“Psychologist: "This, ah, is a new sort of, ah, psychopathology that we're only now beginning to, ah, understand. These, ah, super-serial killers have no, ah, 'type' but, ah, rather consider everyone to be their 'type.'"Gramma: "Did you hear that? Your daddy's a superhero!”
“We're looking at the coming of spring like we look at the coming of babies we never considered aborting; Hopeful.”
“I'm glad we're sitting here now. Even if it does smell like a grandma convention.”