“I wouldn't write a book to tell you that a vampire was happy.”
“What really annoys me are the ones who write to say, I am doing your book for my final examinations and could you please tell me what the meaning of it is. I find it just so staggering--that you're supposed to explain the meaning of your book to some total stranger! If I knew what the meanings of my books were, I wouldn't have bothered to write them.”
“I could sit in a pub and tell you all the things that are written in this book, but you wouldn't fucking listen.”
“Happy endings are all I can do. I wouldn't know how to write anything else.”
“Some vampires wouldn't react if you shoved a rosary down their pants, though I wouldn't recommend testing the theory.”
“Why vampires? You write centuries-long family sagas—why not write historical epics without any hint of the supernatural?" "Well, that would be boring, wouldn't it?" "Yeah, God only knows what Tolstoy was thinking.”