“A woman wears many hats in one lifetime -- why shouldn't one of them be a crown?”
“I’m a man who wears many hats. Some of them are furry.”
“No one who wears a crown is ever safe.”
“What the hell is that?" I laughed."It's my fox hat.""Your fox hat?""Yeah, Pudge. My fox hat.""Why are you wearing your fox hat?" I asked."Because no one can catch the motherfucking fox.”
“There are three reasons why men of genius have long hair. One is, that they forget it is growing. The second is, that they like it. The third is, that it comes cheaper; they wear it long for the same reason they wear their hats long.”
“Why make one woman miserable ,when you can make many happy”