“In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth.”
“In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth.” Sorry, Darwin-huggers, but it’s not “In the beginning, a monkey evolutioned gay marriage.”
“In the beginning God created Heaven and Earth. Man, a bit later, created the fable that "the dog, when he understands, always wants to please.”
“God created heaven on earth but man created hell.”
“In the beginning Grubbs created the heavens and the earth, and everything was dark. Then Grubbs said, ‘Let there be light!’” And there was light. Coolio!”
“In the beginning, God became the Heaven and the Earth... And God said, 'Let Me be light," and He was light.”