“Women should never chase elevators, buses or men, because there will always be another one!”

“Love making can produce a child, sex can produce pregnancy”

“You always lose a lot of money chasing after women, but you will never lose a lot of women chasing after money”

“As Harry puts it, men and women can never be friends because 'the sex part always gets in the way.”

“A lot of men have lost money chasing women. But no man has ever lost women chasing money.”

“Because really, men and women aren't that different. One likes astrology more than car chases for some reason, but we're ultimately all looking for the same thing - to be loved and understood.”

“Military men would always overthrow one another, because they could, because they were all power drunk.”