“orgasm for women like coal( that takes lot of time to get heat) , and men like microwave..just push the button”

“Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button.”

“Trying to seduce Alec at all was a waste of time; he came preseduced anyway. Like a microwave entrée. You pressed his buttons, and he got hot.”

“Many women don’t know what orgasm is. Many men don’t know was total orgasm is. Many only achieve a local orgasm, a genital orgasm; it is confined to the genitals. Just a small ripple in the genitals-and finished. It is not like possession when the whole body moves into a whirlpool and you are lost in the abyss. For a few moments time stops and the mind does not function. For a few moments you do not know who you are. Then it is a total orgasm.”

“The powerful chords that emanated from the radio heated me from the inside out, like a microwave.”

“Men lie to get laid, women lie about orgasms, and hermaphrodites lie to themselves.
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