“If it hadn’t been for the tequila shots at the taco stand, I’d like to think I would have turned and walked away in a state of moral indignation. But the reality was that a platoon of Marines couldn’t have kept me out of that hot tub. It was an auspicious start to an otherwise doomed relationship. I should have just enjoyed the first night of debauchery and walked away, but never one to let good sense in the way of good sex, I stuck around for the ride.”
“If I walked in on two of my clones having sex, I’d think it was gay, incestuous, and just plain rude to have not invited me.”
“I turned to him and he reached for my hand. It would have been easier to walk away. But the wind still blew around us and the house still stood.”
“I’ve been wandering around all night—I couldn’t sleep—and I kept finding myself walking here. To you.”
“If I had eyes in the back of my head, I would have told you you looked good as I walked away. ”
“The Marines I have seen around the world have the cleanest bodies, the filthiest minds, the highest morale, and the lowest morals of any group of animals I have ever seen. Thank God for the United States Marine Corps!”