“Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.”
“Passion rules the arrow that flies.”
“Lady Ponsonby was right. The forbidden fruit isn't shaped like an apple. It's shaped like a banana.”
“I was making pancakes the other day and a fly flew into the kitchen. And that's when I realized that a spatula is a lot like a fly swatter. And a crushed fly is a lot like a blueberry. And a roommate is a lot like a fly eater.”
“In the Gulag, it was not the case that people died like flies. Rather, flies died like people.”
“Love like a shadow flies when substance love pursuesPursuing that that flies, and flying what pursues.”