“Nice day for a funeral.”

“…my life has been a remarkable one. Maybe one day someone will write a book about me . . .” "I’ve never much cared for horror stories.”

“Then why don't you go and ---- yourself.”

“Do you realise how much trouble you're in?""Perhaps I'll have some Weetabix after all.”

“Let me ask you a question Alex. What do you think is the greatest evil on this plant today?""Is that including, or not including you?”

“I am perfectly qualified to give you an injection. You're not going to tell me you're afraid of a little prick?""I wouldn't call you that...”

“You must have been going very fast.""I was, until I hit the fence.”