“Nice day for a funeral.”
“They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad to realize that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.”
“I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”
“I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain”
“You lose the known package of your nice organized self almost instantly here. Overeating is one way back, the way it is at funerals at home.”
“Four days after his own funeral, Albert Wilkes came home for Tea.”