“They can't make you do anything you don't want to do.”

“You must do what you want.”

“Whatever you say, old boy. Just look after yourself. And whatever you do, don't swallow the gum!”

“Alan Blunt got in touch with me and asked me to put you up here for the rest of the week, to pretend that you're my son. I have to say, you don't look anything like me.""I don't look anything like myself either," Alex said.”

“I don't know what I'd do without you. There's no one else to look after me. And it's not just that. I sometimes think you're the only person who really knows me. I only feel normal when I'm with you.”

“If this is what you do to the winner, I'd hate to see how you treat the runner up.”

“Let me ask you a question Alex. What do you think is the greatest evil on this plant today?""Is that including, or not including you?”