“Whatever you say, old boy. Just look after yourself. And whatever you do, don't swallow the gum!”

“I don't know what I'd do without you. There's no one else to look after me. And it's not just that. I sometimes think you're the only person who really knows me. I only feel normal when I'm with you.”

“Then why don't you go and ---- yourself.”

“Alan Blunt got in touch with me and asked me to put you up here for the rest of the week, to pretend that you're my son. I have to say, you don't look anything like me.""I don't look anything like myself either," Alex said.”

“They can't make you do anything you don't want to do.”

“Do you realise how much trouble you're in?""Perhaps I'll have some Weetabix after all.”

“I think my reputation will look after itself," Holmes said. "If they hang me, Watson, I shall leave it to you to persuade your readers that the whole thing was a misunderstanding.”