“It didn't matter if I got bitten by a dog or I ripped my pants on the fence post or I poked myself in the eye with a tree branch that I was crawling over, it was all about the shortcut. My whole life I took the shortcut, and I ended up lost.”
“When we make love, I orgasm much sooner than her. That’s because I know a shortcut on my bicycle.”
“I took my pants off slowly, thinking if I did it too fast I’d possibly rip a hole in the center of the universe.”
“I didn't make this plan. I just wake up sometimes and want to crawl out of my life.”
“We made plenty of mistakes, but we never tripped anybody to gain an advantage, or took illegal shortcuts when no judge was around. We have all jogged and panted it out the whole way.”
“I felt like I needed to crawl under my blankets.And I did for about an hour. My self-pity always had a time limit because I usually got annoyed with myself.”