“Fool me once, shame on youfool me twice, shame on mefool me thrice, I'm gonna get the frying pan!”

“fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me.”

“It's a shame, when I'm at the checkout line, and the cashier holds up my bill to the light, in search for a ghost president, or slashing a yellow marker to see if counterfeit. Even in money we can't be trusted. Makes we wonder whats next, will the government make a marker to slash our hand, or an x-ray we will have to walk through, to check if we have a dishonest heart or corrupt spirit?”

“fool me once, shame on you. fool me twice, shame on me.”

“Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, I'm a bleeping idiot.”

“A fool is made more of a fool, when their mouth is more open than their mind.”

“The lonely people have taught me, that I am not alone.”