“The brain has only three functions: open, closed, or deprived.”
“Wait, wait. I don't get it.''That is because you only have eight functioning brain cells.”
“What has three heads, six arms, and half a brain?" Three asked. One and Two answered in unison. "Nate Sutter.”
“Business has only two functions — marketing and innovation.”
“Your brain, Peekay, has two functions; it is a place for original thought, but also it is a reference library. Use it to tell you where to look, and then you will have for yourself all the brains that have ever been”
“when a man's only assets are the brain in his head and thetongue in his mouth, he has to think carefully before he decidesto open that mouth and speak.”