“There are four kinds of people to avoid in the world: the assholes, the asswipes, the ass-kissers, and those that just will shit all over you.”

“Most people die, living their life paycheck to paycheck,trying to stretch out each dollar, as like a roll of toilet paper. Toiling each tissue, never quite wiping away all the shit from their asses, where the world always takes what little they flush, back into its deprived system, always hungry.”

“I often wonder, if those that smile the most, are the most saddest people in the world.”

“Ask not the grass to give you green, and later walk all over it.”

“They say to think within the box, but it's funny how those in the box never go anywhere, where those outside it, get to see the world.”

“It is better to have God over your shoulder, than carry the world alone on your back.”

“People like to cry over spilled milk, but I cry every time I spill my coffee.”