“The man who told my mother that I am dead while alive is indirectly asking for her death.”
“I am a dead man alive.”
“I am dead man alive.”
“I am alive and well and unconcerned about the rumors of my death. But if I were dead, I would be the last to know.”
“Everybody who is alive is a survivor, and everybody who is dead isn't," I said."So everybody alive must have the Survivor's Syndrome. It's that or death. I am so damn sick of people telling me proudly that they are survivors!”
“Why do you care so badly that I live, if while alive, I am already dead?”