“Cheesemaster, I know that it is almost a matter of principle with you, but you should actually be careful wearing the same Face day in and day out. It marks the countenance. Some day you may want to use one of your other Faces and suddenly realize that your face muscles can no longer remember them."Grandible stared at her, his face dour as a gibbet. "I find this one very suitable for most situations and people I encounter.”
“Falling in love is easy, you see; any idiot can do it. It's falling out of love that's hard.”
“Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day.”
“I'd wear his corsage to an orgy, any day!”
“This is...""You completely forgot what day it is, didn't you?""Eh?""It's your birthday!!""Huh... It is? Oh!""Idiot!”