“Cross out as many adjectives and adverbs as you can.”
“She’s never met an adjective or adverb she didn’t like.”
“A relativist is an individual who doesn't know the difference between an adjective and an adverb.”
“Nouns and verbs are the guts of the language. Beware of covering up with adjectives and adverbs.”
“Death to all modifiers, he declared one day, and out of every letter that passed through his hands went every adverb and every adjective.”
“Don Basilio was a forbidding-looking man with a bushy mustache who did not suffer fools and who subscribed to the theory that the liberal use of adverbs and adjectives was the mark of a pervert or someone with a vitamin deficiency.”