“One should not put a loaded rifle onto the stage if no one is thinking of firing it.”
“If you have a rifle, hanging on the wall in the first act, it should fire in the last act”.”
“Once one seizes happiness, one should hang onto it like an octopus.”
“It was one thing to wake up feeling like I'd just been put through the puree stage of a blender- it was another to wake up feeling like I'd just been put though the puree stage of a blender to county music.”
“And off we go, out onto the highway looking for a little fun. Perhaps a flatbed truck loaded with human cadavers will explode in front of a Star Trek reunion. One can only dream and hope.”
“When a man thinks, there is a spot of fire alive in his mind - and it's roper that he should have the burning point of a cigarette as his one expression.”