“A gal who is not gallant to gall a gentleman who is genteel and gentle should be champing at the bit to get hitched to a gentile gent who is not a gentility.”
“A man who could do with going back a long way should be champing at the bit to go out of his way.”
“A guy who caress a gal should be careless no more.”
“A galoot who paid a gal's dot, should dote on her.”
“A gal who wants to powder her nose should have enough toilet tissue in hand.”
“A cocket gal and a cockeyed guy should not go to a cocktail lounge, they should get to the cockaigne.”
“A gee who gets the elbow should not bend the elbow!”