“A gal who wants to powder her nose should have enough toilet tissue in hand.”

“A galoot who paid a gal's dot, should dote on her.”

“A guy who caress a gal should be careless no more.”

“A gal who is not gallant to gall a gentleman who is genteel and gentle should be champing at the bit to get hitched to a gentile gent who is not a gentility.”

“Ask a gal which name she wants you to call her, she will choose a chichi-name to be her name in lieu of chick.”

“A cocket gal and a cockeyed guy should not go to a cocktail lounge, they should get to the cockaigne.”

“A wife should submit herself to her husband, her husband should make her great if he wants to enjoy her.”