“A gal who wants to powder her nose should have enough toilet tissue in hand.”
“A galoot who paid a gal's dot, should dote on her.”
“A guy who caress a gal should be careless no more.”
“If I had the opportunity, I would make the proposal that no man should be killed except by somebody who knows him well enough for the act to have impact. No death should be like nose blowing. Death is important enough that it should affect the person who causes it.”
“This is the woman's century, the first chance for the mother of the world to rise to her full place . . . and the world waits while she powders her nose.”
“I'm out of tissues for toilet paper too. History notes just aren't....up to scratch”