“Ask a gal which name she wants you to call her, she will choose a chichi-name to be her name in lieu of chick.”

“A woman without a stitch to her name should not dance at the market square.”

“A gal who wants to powder her nose should have enough toilet tissue in hand.”

“A galoot who paid a gal's dot, should dote on her.”

“Men of honor wear suit that is black as a shoe and do not blacken their good name.”

“You talk to a person of flippancy at his or her level! If you do not, he or she will surely tell all.”

“If you do not know why you should love your wife as a man, love her because she is more emotionally oriented.”