“It is better to give someone hampers of surprise than to hamper someone by surprise.”
“The soul is a magician. Only living flesh hampers it.”
“When life gives you lemons... chuck them at someone's head. You'll be surprised how good it feels.”
“I just don't want to be hampered by my own limitations.”
“Not really a party until someone brings the surprise zombies.”
“You'll be surprised what someone is able to handle given no other choice.”