“It takes being up to date to be up and up.”
“How do people come up with a date and a time to take life from another man? Who made them God?”
“The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all your time.”
“Does speed dating necessarily end up in a quickie divorce....?”
“They often got my file mixed up and thought that I had gone to juvenile detention for being a prostitute. All I had done was date a pimp.”
“What will be left of all the fearing and wanting associated with your problematic life situation that every day takes up most of your attention? A dash, one or two inches long, between the date of birth and date of death on your gravestone.”