“I may be a loser now but at least I'm not a jerk forever”
“I may be a loser, but hey, at least I'm a loser who can do magic, right?”
“And really–I would rather suck truck fumes than deal with this sort of shit forever. Mom says that Nader is a loser who will grow up to be a loser and that I'll understand when I'm forty. But I want to understand now.”
“The path of least resistance is the path of the loser”
“But now I am six. And I'm clever as clever. And now I think I'll stay six now forever and ever.”
“I was surrounded by jerks. I'm not kidding.”