“Wise people are fools not yet caught fooling around.”

“It is wise to remember that you are one of those who can be fooled some of the time.”

“A wise man's questions surpass the answers of the fool, but the silence of the enlightened is divine. Meditation is the key.”

“Now you're looking for the secret, but you won't find it...because you're not really looking. You don't really want to know. You want to be fooled.”

“Wine turns the wise man into a fool and the fool into a wise man.”

“I Wish I MayI Wish I MightNot Make a Fool of Myself Tonight”

“Wise men profit more by fools than fools by wise men.”