“Who needs Raymond? I found two NEW men to love. and their names are Ben & Jerry.”
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“Number of empty Ben & Jerry's containers: 3 -- two mint chocolate cookie, one plain vanilla. (Who buys plain vanilla ice cream from Ben & Jerry's, anyway? Is there a greater waste?)”
“Only men you can count on these days are Ben and Jerry.”
“I found love in the arms of another woman. Who needs two legs, a torso, or talking? ”
“His voice carried authority the way Ben & Jerry's carries calories.”
“A man who has at length found something to do will not need to get a new suit to do it in. If there is not a new man, how can the new clothes be made to fit? All men want, not something to do with, but something to do, or rather something to be. Perhaps we should never procure a new suit until we have so conducted that we feel like new men in the old.”