“It's amazing. The moment you show cash, everyone knows your language.”

“It's fun to be amazing, to be the star of the show, to have everyone watching you—even if you have to act like a pig.”

“Everyone knows ladies love Cajuns. It's in our blood and our language is the language of romance.""Your language is the language of bullshit. You're just a couple of good ole boys with pretty faces. Women just ought to know better.”

“Isn't language amazing? I can't get over it. Sometimes you can just say things and its like a bomb that blows all your clothes off and suddenly there you are naked. I don't know if its disgusting or beautiful.”

“Not everyone who knows how to write can be a writer. Not everyone who knows two languages can be a translator.”

“What are you talking about?" Narcissus demanded. "I am amazing. Everyone knows this.""Amazing at pure suck," Leo said. "If I was as suck as you, I'd drown myself. Oh wait, you already did that.”