“A brick could be used in conjunction with another brick to be the Democrat and Republican Presidential candidates. People will say, Vote for the brick on the left, or, The brick on the right is better. But do not be deceived—they're both the same, and they're both bricks. ”
“A brick could be used as a brick. Clever, right? ”
“Brick and Blanket could be the names of two characters in a screenplay full of witty dialogue like: Brick: Hello! Blanket: Hi! Brick: How are you? Blanket: Good. You? Brick: Good.”
“A brick could be used as a laxative. You know, “Shit a brick.” ”
“You can build with brick, and you can also destroy with a brick. ”