“If you expect a kick in the balls and you get a slap in the face, it's a victory.”
“The idea of adultery is like a soccer ball. Yeah, you might kick it around for a while, but if you actually wind up scoring, you get slapped with a huge penalty.”
“You'd expect that as much as a samurai would expect a kick in the balls.”
“Whatever you do, good or bad, sorry or not, you get punished, darling. Life kicks you in the balls.”
“When you bury your head in the sand, at least you don't get slapped in the face.”
“He’s coming over,” Lindsay says. “What do you want me to do? Kick him in the balls? I’ve been dying to kick him in the balls.”