“My vampires don't sparkle...they EAT people...in more ways than one!" *eyebrow wiggle*”
“Vampires,after all,don't sparkle.”
“Myth: Vampires don't eat. Truth: Try telling that to my uncle Mortey. ”
“You have to be more discerning, Lily, when experimenting with bondage." He wiggled his eyebrows. "I'd make a great master.”
“Where is your unit?" Murphy asked.I wiggled my eyebrows at her. "Right where it's always been, dollface.”
“Why don't you sparkle?"-"Because I live in the real world, where vampires burst into flames.”