“If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.”

“I hate the opera. I think I must have a tin ear. No matter how hard I concentrate it still sounds like a bunch of Italian chefs screaming risotto recipes at each other.”

“It's during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light.”

“The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.”

“Happiness is the meaning and the purpose of life, the whole aim and end of human existence.”

“All Earthquakes and Disasters are warnings; there’s too much corruption in the world”

“A friend is a second self, so that our consciousness of a friend's existence...makes us more fully conscious of our own existence.”