“If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.”
“It's during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light.”
“I hate the opera. I think I must have a tin ear. No matter how hard I concentrate it still sounds like a bunch of Italian chefs screaming risotto recipes at each other.”
“The more you know, the more you know you don't know.”
“The secret to humor is surprise.”
“Knowing yourself is the beginning of all wisdom.”