“The secret to humor is surprise.”
“The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in heaven.”
“Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy, but sorrow. There is no humor in Heaven.”
“Of all the secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood the most divine was humor.”
“We always hate people who surprise our secrets…”
“I have always tried to use humor to "help ever" and "hurt never," for I find that to laugh is like swallowing a secret that Santa Claus farted.”