“A resounding adventure was that of my cannon, and happy am I to recall it.”
“I have always been a spectator of life, you know, never a participant. Never. But now I am. Today I am, and I an awed and deliriously happy. This is the adventure I asked for, the adventure I am having I will be forever grateful to you.”
“And I put the latte down on a table, awash in the happy middle of my greatest adventure.”
“This is not the way things are done in Boy’s Own Adventure books. I recall no mentions of homosexual gang-rape and cannibalism”
“The world is fantastic...it's the ultimate absurd circus and I am shot from a cannon into the energy!”
“Nevertheless, I am versed in the use of two weapons: saber and cannon — and, perhaps, one other . . .”