“We are all mutants. But some of us are more mutant than others.”
“Like some huge, mutant chicken–I sat there hatching a gas-egg the size of a planet.”
“No, I love watching autopsies of disgusting mutant monsters”
“Fish and Wildlife wants to fine us for killing a giant mutant Tennessee River catfish because it was endangered. Sure it had just crawled up on land and eaten some teenagers, but it was still an endangered species.”
“She could and had faced an armed laser in the hands of a mad mutant mercenary with less fear than she faced such unswerving emotion...”
“I don’t think you lose anything by hallucinating. It’s cheaper than airfare, the destinations more interesting, and I’d rather have a mutant squid on my window than the State Department trying to do foreign affairs.”