“I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with Guess on it. I said, thyroid problem?”

“I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.”

“If I can see it and believe it, then I can achieve it.”

“Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million.”

“I was also going to give a graduation speech in Arizona this weekend. But with my accent, I was afraid they would try to deport me.”

“The difference between those who adapted and those who didn't, Gorton said, was a willingness to totally commit.”

“I have a love interest in every one of my films - a gun.”