“America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair.”
“Diagramming made language seem friendly, like a dog who doesn't bark, but, instead, trots over to greet you, wagging its tail.”
“A dog wags its tail with its heart”.”
“Meanwhile, he would continue to play the big, friendly dog. He sat by the counter. Grinned. Wagged his tail.”
“Money will buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail.”
“Well, then,' the Cat went on, 'you see, a dog growls when it's angry, and wags its tail when it's pleased. Now I growl when I'm pleased, and wag my tail when I'm angry. Therefore I'm mad.”