“Listen – don’t give yourself a hard time.”

“You don’t always have to say what’s on your mind. You can keep it to yourself for the time being. That’s called patience.”

“Listen, you’re not doing God any favors by praying. You’re doing yourself a favor.”

“You know when you’re by yourself you can say the most outrageous things. No one is listening.”

“Don’t take everything so seriously, especially yourself. It isn’t what you think, anyway.”

“Listen, do yourself a favor. If you ask someone about something such as, “How are the kids,” make sure you really want to know.”

“Every once in awhile, give yourself a real compliment. What the hell, why not.”