“Never mind ‘near death experiences.’ Try having a ‘near life experience.’ Much more interesting.”
“All of life is a near-death experience.”
“It’s called a near-death experience. You should try it sometime,” I said sweetly. “Maybe without the ‘near’.”
“You had a near life experience.”
“On July 13, 1994, Lint had a near-death experience, followed immediately by death.”
“We just had a near-life experience!”