“To help a friend is really good. To help yourself is also really good. To help a stranger is the very best.”

“A wife can give you strife. A wife can act like a knife, and a wife can help you have a good life. And the same goes for husbands.”

“Deep down everyone is really good. It’s just that sometimes people forget that they are that good.”

“Every once in awhile, have a really good argument with yourself. I mean really get pissed off. Take both sides. Then look in the mirror, and in the middle of the argument say, “You know, you’re a pain in my butt. I’m not arguing with you. Get lost.”

“Be flexible – it helps to unflex those parts of us that need unflexing.”

“We don’t always have to be around other people – it’s good also to just hang around with yourself once in awhile.”

“If you really love someone, be very careful – it’s a very delicate instrument.”