“You know when you’re by yourself you can say the most outrageous things. No one is listening.”

“When you’re by yourself you can act as mature as you want, or as silly as you want – it makes no difference.”

“Did you ever have a conversation with different parts of yourself. Try it. It can be fun. You never know what you have to say to yourself.”

“Listen, you’re not doing God any favors by praying. You’re doing yourself a favor.”

“Isn’t it amazing how you can actually remember things? Where are they when you’re not remembering them?”

“Listen, do yourself a favor. If you ask someone about something such as, “How are the kids,” make sure you really want to know.”

“Every once in awhile, have a really good argument with yourself. I mean really get pissed off. Take both sides. Then look in the mirror, and in the middle of the argument say, “You know, you’re a pain in my butt. I’m not arguing with you. Get lost.”